Help fight the spread of BLOG

September 12, 2008 by remistevens

Someone needs to stop magicians.
These people have all the power and we get nothing.

Smetchland Reviews: Imaginarium of Dr. Onassis

March 6, 2010 by remistevens

Heath Ledger od’d while working on this, so conveniently, this is now the second movie they get to call his last. Remember when they delayed the premier of Batman to ‘grieve’. Let people hold candle light vigils, then open the $theatre doors$ Read the rest of this entry »

You Are Legally Obligated to Carry a Cell Phone

March 5, 2010 by remistevens

For years I’ve proudly had no cell phone. I find something very unnatural and ridiculous about it. Call it whatever the hell you like, its very odd to walk around talking to yourself holding a chunk of plastic against your head. . . . Two people talking in the cafe: “Hold that thought friend, i have something very important to take care of” promptly interrupting the conversation for 3 minutes to hold a salt shaker against her knee and sing to herself. Read the rest of this entry »

Jim Reviews: Where the Wild Things Are

February 24, 2010 by remistevens

Are more people dropping acid at the theatres then are letting on? I remember hearing how great this movie was, i just don’t get it. They took a story written by a little kid for little kids and just gruesomely stretched it into a movie. Can you imagine how ridiculous that is? I don’t want to watch Jack and Jill literally just walk up a hill for half a movie, that would be stupid. . . Read the rest of this entry »

Saving the World

February 19, 2010 by remistevens


Your best option, make buttons. Most of the world’s problems can be solved through arts and crafts. Making fun from crap can save the world, singing a song can feed a starving family for weeks, wearing the ribbon immediately qualifies you as a doctor working hard to find the hue. Read the rest of this entry »

Fixing Prices and Everything Else

February 11, 2010 by remistevens

Planned obsolescence as an industry standard is price fixing. Its the legal, hidden equivalent to retailers jacking their prices in unison. Purchases: remember its not just the price, but how much you’re getting. Take something like dish soap. The water and container aren’t of any use to you, so lets assume when you buy a container of dish soap you are really just after a quantity of soap ingredients. Read the rest of this entry »

Jim Smetchland Reviews: Twilight, New Moon

February 6, 2010 by remistevens

Honestly, i just don’t understand what all the hub-bub is about. I can’t understand why there are fanatical fans of this series, nor can i understand why there are fervent detractors. OOOooo, a movie about vampires, what a great new concept. Read the rest of this entry »

Filthy Kitchen Video: Light Speed Clean

February 5, 2010 by remistevens

If cleanliness is next to godliness and that’s somewhere you want to be, just follow Remi Stevens advice. In this tip, Remi illustrates a quick and easy method to virtually eliminate mess with zero effort. Read the rest of this entry »

Filthy Kitchen Video: Strata Theory

January 27, 2010 by remistevens

As a champion of the filthy lifestyle, Remi Stevens has developed strategies to help you navigate and identify patterns in your own debris. Read the rest of this entry »

New Filthy Kitchen Album “ER4″ Available Free to Download and Stream!

January 25, 2010 by remistevens

Streaming available on the music page:

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Hey! Not to be confusing, but this is the second Erosia album available, but its the fourth one completed. And not to be further confusing, this disk was created by breaking up Erosia 3 Read the rest of this entry »

Filthy Kitchen: Garbage Bag Chair

January 21, 2010 by remistevens

Whether you’re a home owner, renter or squatter, furnishings are more than just a status symbol Read the rest of this entry »