Somebody better start picking up my garbage soon or I’m gonna flush it down the damn toilet!
Archive for June, 2009
Hey, If you came here expecting to find out why lawn bowling is evil or how space rabbits are controlling us through our teeth- you came to the wrong place today (more…)
There is no such thing as a “global recession”. A recession occurs when a country is having a tough time for some reason. They are loosing out to other countries in the world and have to deal with less. You know, people stopped liking our bananas for a while or something and our jerk neighbour who produces mangoes is flourishing. (more…)
I bike past a sign on my way home from work that says “traffic must yield to pedestrians”. It’s good to know the city is asking drivers to brake when people are walking in front of their cars. All we need now is for the municipality to educate the public with signs saying: “motorists not allowed to kill cyclists”. (more…)