Honestly, i just don’t understand what all the hub-bub is about. I can’t understand why there are fanatical fans of this series, nor can i understand why there are fervent detractors. OOOooo, a movie about vampires, what a great new concept. People didn’t freak out when Interview With a Vampire or Transylvania 6-5000 came out and they were both better flicks.

Apparently in the Twilight series there is a romantic subcontext i haven’t yet discovered. Usually i tend to sleep through the mushier parts. This second Twilight release was a little more aggressive, gory, racy. As is standard with movie series, the second movie is generally the crappiest, but with the most filthiness. This time around the Vampires aren’t just fighting their own temptations and other Vampires, they’re fighting Werewolves, but in Twilight they go by the name “Dark Wooflers“. Of course furthering this, the third film features an even greater enemy who threatens to take out both Vamp and Were. They are the greatest enemy of all- man (remember when they tried to kill the X-men in that 3rd film?). . . . This flick even has baby Vampires, its ridiculous! . . .All of this can be verified when i actually see these movies. . . . .I know a fair bit about this type of thing.

Rating: B-