Pop-ups, slow downs, restarts, program failures, and a computer bogged down. Mysterious new files are created, old important ones are deleted. Whatever you were working on gets interrup. . . . Fight it? Might stop working altogether. Kill it? Too adaptive- a technerd updates it remotely. They invade our privacy and leach our information- even our money! These are the worst computer viruses:
#6) The Adobe Virus
Otherwise known as ‘Red Death’. The Adobe virus is highly specified and brutal. It attacks the system’s ability to process documents. Printers are often sent on the haywire, web browsers are rendered inoperable, even the viewing of simple text files can become tasking. It frequently interrupts the user to update and seizes normal function if refused.
#5) Java Virus
If you have the Java virus, format your computer immediately. Java’s infection reaches so far, it can even be found inhibiting the efforts of the Mars rovers. The Java virus specifically targets web browsers, but never seems to stop there. It will keep interrupting and updating long after the browser is minimized, closed, even deleted. Strains of the Java virus are usually conjured by supporters of the fanatical Oracle Corporation.
This deceptive virus goes by many names and mutations: AVG and Norton are 2 common varieties. Sadistic and demeaning in its attack, this virus wages a psychological war. Much like politicians, it pretends to help with one hand and stabs with the other. The user is convinced the virus is beneficial and will actually be pleased to accommodate it. It runs lengthy processes, examines the entire system, and causes many interruptions and restarts. Some variants, like Mcafee, can lie dormant in the bowels of a system doing nothing for years, slowly feeding on memory.
Never use a computer infected with the Ivirus. So profitable and malicious, I suspect organized crime is behind this virus. Originating on macs, Ivirus now infects systems of all stripes. It updates constantly, rewrites files and locks up access to old files. It invades handheld devices to scrape information. It refuses to close. It refuses to be deleted. Leaching from both content producers and audiences, it makes billions in profit from media which is widely available free. You’d fair better having dinner with Dracula.
#2) The OSanimal Virus
Rendering billions of computers nearly unusable with the ferocity of a legion of predatory cats. OSanimal hides files and creates new files without the user’s knowledge. It interrupts with questions, demands updates. Users are forced into hand cramping keyboard combinations to overcome the many restarts, closings and freezes. Screen “Hot Zones” and keys are posited that, when inadvertently touched, will cause massive fluctuations in the visual interface. Older strains are the most devastating, blocking even everyday usage. Discarded macs brought down by the OSanimal virus litter the landscape in shiny piles.
#1) The Windows
The most virulent virus in computer history. Sickening the world’s computers for over 25 years, Infecting an astonishing %95 of all computers, the Windows is the black plague of computer viruses. It causes frequent updates, restarts, double restarts and no starts. It asks you questions at your every move and then ignores your answers. Worse still, the Windows creates a virtual cesspool, a breeding ground. No virus can work against you so well in collusion with others viruses.
Build a hot fire, stoke it, and send your computers in for servicing immediately.
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